![]() Each tentacle is locked to a specific controller input and is purposely made to have a convoluted control scheme. Octodad: Dadliest Catch controls horribly. To be honest, you do play it rather convincingly. Nobody in the world of Octodad is aware you’re an octopus disguised as a human. Unable to stand straight or able to form a cohesive sentence. Octodad is very reminiscent of me after a few drinks. The host of larger-than-life characters you meet will give you the belly laughs you crave, or judge you for that cute little doggo you decided to kill (you monster).ĭeath Stranding is all about making connections, but I don’t see it let you connect with a flower called Flowey. Undertale is a game about choice, but prominently, its goal is to make you laugh, which it succeeds massively. You play as a tiny little heart, in a tiny little box and must avoid all the oncoming attacks.ĭepending on whether you choose to mercilessly kill every creature you encounter (you monster) or be a pacifist and befriend them all (good on you), the outcome of the game will vary. Undertale provides you the option to make friends with the enemies you face – isn’t that nice!Ĭombat encounters play out in the style of shoot-em’ up mini-game, but without the shooting. Have you ever thought about their feelings? You know in RPGs when you’re laying waste to a field of enemies (you monster) in the hopes of those sweet, sweet numbers to raise your level? You may be able to rock your baby to sleep on Death Stranding with your controller, but WarioWare lets you shake hands with a dog. It plays as a love letter to all the previous games, wrapped into one crazy little package. WarioWare Gold is the most recent entry to the series and was released on the Nintendo 3DS. I’ve never before in my life had to use all the toilet paper off a roll, cut somebody’s fingernails and perform squats in my underwear – all in the space of 10 seconds.Įverything consistently speeds up to the point that your hands are moving faster than the speed of light and you eventually lose. ![]() All’s fun and games until a barrage of flying saucers attack and the only means to return fire is to complete mini-games.Įach mini-game lasts mere seconds and each one is crazier than the last. One situation involves you zooming around space in a flying taxi, playing as a cat and dog known as Dribble & Spitz. You complete these mini-games for Wario and an assortment of his peculiar friends for absolutely no reason what so ever. To avoid the drama that would ensue of picking my own, I would use the stylus on my Nintendo DS to pick other people’s in WarioWare.įor those that don’t know, WarioWare games are a collection of mini-games that start of weird and only spiral out of control from there. Well, the joke’s on her, my brains are still intact – just about. “Keep picking and your brains will fall out!” she used to say. When I was a child my mum would always shout at me for picking my nose. Especially when you’re getting chased by an enormous evil sheep. It makes Death Stranding seem awfully mundane. No amount of words can begin to detail the insane moments the game throws at you. Revealing more would spoil some of Catherine’s craziest moments.Ĭatherine is a game best played rather than explained. It’s not just body parts you’ll be chased by, but even giant babies. Well, imagine that same situation, but this time you’re chased by questionable female anatomy – I’ll leave that to your imagination. Nightmares consist of you climbing a tower of blocks until you reach the top. But then you go to sleep, and this is where things get weird. ![]() Nothing compares to the nightmares you face in Catherine – I mean nothing.Ĭatherine released on the PS3 and Xbox 360 back in 2011 and revolved around you playing as Vincent, a man who thought one girl alone was hard work so instead dated multiple.Īs his relationships develop, his mental state drops and he’s bought into a world of nightmares every night.Įverything starts off seemingly normal, as Catherine plays much like a social simulation game. It featured an extremely creepy yellow being known as ‘ Mr Chips’, who will forever haunt my dreams. The most vivid nightmare I can remember was about a gameshow called Catchphrase.
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